Sinn Fein staffers ‘pick teeth out of soft crocodile’

Sinn Fein staffers, afraid the aggressive look of the teeth on a new soft toy crocodile wouldn’t tally with the new diverse image they are trying to portray; are said to have sat down and manually unstitched the teeth out of all 1000 of the toy crocodiles ordered.

This task is said to have gone on late into the night in a smoke filled storeroom in West Belfast.

The humorous result is what looks like a toothless Dinosaur.

Verdict: FAIL



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